Have you ever heard of the term "boobology"? No? Well, it is a science! People who work in this very particular field have made it their profession to analyze, investigate and research breasts. They're not only busy to get to know everything there is to know about boobs, they actually invent for them. Some of those inventions are quite useful and find great satisfaction to women and sometimes men alike. But some others are... errr not always that practical after all, quite strange or even right out insane!
We've compiled a top 6 of most hilarious, most awkward and most insane products for breasts ever made! And in this first post we kick off with...
Most idiotic breast product ever invented
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| The Kush support breast seperator coconveniently comes in all skin color tones. How thoughful! |
May we introduce you to the: Kush support breast seperator. According to some people, dark matter is the most devastating force in the universe. There are souls though who will happily contest that theory, arguing that a massive black hole is more powerful. To be honest that is all too scientific for me, but I will certainly not join the same group of people (perhaps one or two) who tend to convincingly believe that the world totally and fully ends when... two breasts touch each other. But wait!
There is hope! I found out that there is one particular scientific professor of boobology who dedicates his life to fighting the inevitable boobocalypse by ingeniously inventing the Kush support breast seperator.
This particular "in-no-way-tive" piece of plastic equipment has the ability to be stuck in-between the two breasts, preventing them to get involved in undesired contact with one another and thus preventing the end of your world. Well isn't that the best invention ever?! And it gets even better... They come in all possible skin colors!
I did ask my girlfriend whether she would ever consider buying one of these 'trendy' Kush devices.... The answer was a strict and firm NO! Quoting her in her own words:
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| The Kush support breast seperator in action, no more clashing smashing boobs... (seperated twins) |
This particular "in-no-way-tive" piece of plastic equipment has the ability to be stuck in-between the two breasts, preventing them to get involved in undesired contact with one another and thus preventing the end of your world. Well isn't that the best invention ever?! And it gets even better... They come in all possible skin colors!
I did ask my girlfriend whether she would ever consider buying one of these 'trendy' Kush devices.... The answer was a strict and firm NO! Quoting her in her own words:
I fucking love the feeling of my boobs moving against each other, why in the world would I want to force them apart! And by the way, I wouldn't think that is quite healthy for the natural formation of my breasts as well. Go stick one of those things between your butt!
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